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101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Post by Melusine Hardbroom on Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:32 pm

Haha.. found this on over at the Harry Potter Portal Message Board-- funny!


101 Ways to annoy Snape

EDIT-

Oy vey! I knew that I had seen that list elsewhere...

Here-

Ways to annoy Snape

It belonged to someone on FF.net I believe, got taken down and reposted on that website linked above
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Post by Guest on Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:06 pm

This was incredibly hilarious... ^^ *Saves to computer*

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Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Post by [My 9th Doctor] on Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:20 pm

I really liked #11.

11. Tell loud stories about Neville Longbottom's boggart.
"Snape thinking while of course breaking whatever he was holding due to repressed anger: "If I ever can get my hands on Lupin just once more time, I'll put him in a closet with his dam&?% boggart and wait until he looses consciousness. Oh yeah!!"
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Post by Marissa The Monster on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:23 pm

[My 9th Doctor] wrote:I really liked #11.

11. Tell loud stories about Neville Longbottom's boggart.
"Snape thinking while of course breaking whatever he was holding due to repressed anger: "If I ever can get my hands on Lupin just once more time, I'll put him in a closet with his dam&?% boggart and wait until he looses consciousness. Oh yeah!!"
Not my precious Remus!
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Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Post by Marissa The Monster on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:24 pm

49, 50, and 66 are TOTALLY me.
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Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Post by Marissa The Monster on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:27 pm

Oh can't forget 101 lol
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Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Post by [My 9th Doctor] on Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:59 pm

Lol, I love Remus too. Not going to lie, I ship SS/RL.
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Post by Marissa The Monster on Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:32 pm

[My 9th Doctor] wrote:Lol, I love Remus too. Not going to lie, I ship SS/RL.
I read part of one today. My friend found it for me. She knew I'd love it Lol Razz
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Re: 101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Post by Knightmare Serenade on Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:07 am

102.) Mimic everything he does.
103.) Pass notes about him in class (that way, if he reads them out loud, he'll be doing so at his own risk).
104.) Ask him to join S.P.E.W.
105.) Ask him why it's always so dark in the room.
106.) Ask stupidly stupid questions (i.e. keep asking him what page to turn to).
107.) Say you know where he lives.
108.) Say you live where he lives....
109.) Daydream in class.
110.) Sleep in class.
111.) Snore. Loudly.
112.) Whistle while you work.
113.) Say Dumbledore needs to see him right away (as an excuse to get out of class).
114.) Ask him what the Dark Lord's name is.
115.) Be tardy.
116.) Talk in class - and use outdoor voices.
117.) Wolf whistle as he appears.
118.) Make mysterious ticking noises.
119.) Say your owl ate your homework.
120.) Ask Muggle questions (i.e. Who is better: Justin Bieber or Jo Bros?)
121.) Ask to use the bathroom every 10 minutes.
122.) Ask him: What did the 5 fingers say to the face? - *SLAP* - really slap him, then run like hell).
123.) Ask him what form his boggart takes.
124.) Ask him to the Yule Ball.
125.) Call him Snape. Not 'Sir' or 'Professor.' Just Snape.
126.) Call him Snivellus. Or Snivvy.
127.) Say: Dumbledore told me something about you the other day. Is it true...? (but don't say what it is. Leave him puzzled).
128.) Ask him what his favorite color is.
129.) Snap random photos of him like Collin Creevey the paparazzi.
130.) Strut as arrogantly as you can down the hall.
131.) Find ways to purposely deserve detention.
132.) Steal supplies from his personal storage.

I don't recall if any of these were already listed, but these are just a few extra ones I came up with.
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